Infinite Madness Software

System Crash Monitor 

The System Crash Monitor attempts to reduce the number of times Windows and popular applications crash. Of course, it fails miserably, but not before giving the user a laugh.
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Moo.Trashes 

Moo.Trashes (Moo Dot Trashes) is a virtual necessity in today's world of stressful workplaces and mixed computer networks. The program has two main functions: Searching and eliminating unnecessary files, and keeping you entertained all day.
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CyberSex Typing Tutor 

The CyberSex Typing Tutor lets you practise typing your favourite phrases and sayings using just one hand!
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BS Detect 

BS Detect will display a customizable alert when anyone nearby begins to tell lies, exaggerations, or indeed, anything else you don't like. You can send an alert to yourself, to anyone on your network, you can even set a delayed alert!
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Penis Size-O-Matic 

This program uses a complex set of algorithms and some hella nifty DLLs to dynamically increase and decrease the size of the user's penis using only their computer. Oh! But it doesn't really.
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